Heathcliff Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 This year Giants season ticket holders will be automatically enrolled in a lottery system. As the old and the decrepit LBs go on IR, the most senior fans will then be put on the payroll at the League minimum, and be given a bottle of Gatorade and told to get on the field and tackle someone. The only thing funny about this post is, up until now, nobody responded to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lockhart Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 seeing as how all you starting lbs can't play more than a handful of games each year, how is the depth? After Emmons, Pierce and Arrington stop playing in week 6, do the giants have other guys ready to step in? Sincerely, A Fan From Another NFC East Team The saddest part of this post is the fact it's true. Pierce should play the whole season, but no way Emmons and Arrington last 16 games. It was 2003 and two knee surgeries ago that arrington played a full season, While Emmons has his own training table in the Giant locker room (right next to Shockey's). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Floyd The Barber Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The saddest part of this post is the fact it's true. Pierce should play the whole season, but no way Emmons and Arrington last 16 games. It was 2003 and two knee surgeries ago that arrington played a full season, While Emmons has his own training table in the Giant locker room (right next to Shockey's). an injured Emmons at the very least keeps him off the field, and gives the opportunity for Torbor to play...nobody would miss the Emmons patent pending hit a runner and get dragged for an additional 5 yards downfield... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donovan4prez Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 What is arringtons character issues? That the current SKins staff did not like him? His former coaches(namely Shottenheimer) have had good things to say. You know as well as I do as long as guys perform the character issues are a moot point. In regards to TO his issues were so far over the top that it was bound to rip any team apart, as it will in Dallas when Bledsoe hits his shoelace with an out pattern on 3rd and 6. you don't remember arrington bitching and moaning about leaving washington and his unhappiness right before the playoffs last season? it wasn't that long ago. plax had issues coming out of michigan state and let's not even talk about shockey...he throws ice at spit at people at random...is parcells still a fag, according to mr. shockey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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relyoneli Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 You sure know how to take a punch, Donny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 How's your depth at QB? Get used to the chant: "G-A-R-C-I-A." It's one Lavar, Osi, Strahan hit away from happening. how about WR..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 G-A-R-C-I-A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 I'm not so worried about our depth at linebacker as you should be with your starters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donovan4prez Posted May 10, 2006 Author Share Posted May 10, 2006 Emmons is gonna remain - the Giants are hoping that between Emmons and Arrington they can get 1 complete season - neither can complete a 16 games schedule. lockhart hit the nail on the head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Dopey analysis, but you do find amusing pics and you do some funny photoshop edits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firstnten Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 lockhart likes to give head fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nosebleed Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The saddest part of this post is the fact it's true. Pierce should play the whole season, but no way Emmons and Arrington last 16 games. It was 2003 and two knee surgeries ago that arrington played a full season, While Emmons has his own training table in the Giant locker room (right next to Shockey's). With any luck, Carlos "I'm old, I'm slow, and like being dragged ten yards" Emmons will not see one game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Floyd The Barber Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 With any luck, Carlos "I'm old, I'm slow, and like being dragged ten yards" Emmons will not see one game. he will not make the final cut anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The only thing that's really old is the whining of the Faux Four, perhaps you should initiate D4P since he's also an Eagles fan. You could call yourself: Five for Biting Cinco de Gayo 4 + 1 = 0 5 Reasons why animals attack Dummies for Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Floyd The Barber Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 The only thing that's really old is the whining of the Faux Four, perhaps you should initiate D4P since he's also an Eagles fan. You could call yourself: Five for Biting Cinco de Gayo 4 + 1 = 0 5 Reasons why animals attack Dummies for Football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 All hail the Ealges fans are here... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxi-xxv Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 you don't remember arrington bitching and moaning about leaving washington and his unhappiness right before the playoffs last season? it wasn't that long ago. plax had issues coming out of michigan state and let's not even talk about shockey...he throws ice at spit at people at random...is parcells still a fag, according to mr. shockey? I think a guy unhappy that he is not playing is a good thing. I also remember not too long ago the INT he had in the playoff game and the subsequent return. Parcells is a fag and I agree with Shockey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue in Iraq Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 That's amazing!! People in Philadelphia can't throw a football OR a punch accurately!! This whole time I thought Philly fans pissed on the floors to the stadium because their dicks are tiny. Turns out, it's an accuracy issue on top of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nosebleed Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 That's amazing!! People in Philadelphia can't throw a football OR a punch accurately!! This whole time I thought Philly fans pissed on the floors to the stadium because their dicks are tiny. Turns out, it's an accuracy issue on top of that. Not for nothing, but Manning's 51% completion percentage says that he may need some help with accuracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCaucasian Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 That's amazing!! People in Philadelphia can't throw a football OR a punch accurately!! This whole time I thought Philly fans pissed on the floors to the stadium because their dicks are tiny. Turns out, it's an accuracy issue on top of that. The last person from Philly that I've seen throw an accurate punch was Rocky Balboa......... starting at QB for the Philadelphia Eagles # 1 Sly Stallone......... at least he won't choke & we know he can take a hit. As far as the pissing thing I always just thought it was because Eagles fans were degenerate alcoholics, aparently it's a combination of that & the Irish curse........ just being angry & bitter hoping to make up for their "shortcomings"..... both on the field & in the bedroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gateb Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You do know the Eagles fan is getting owned there right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaginCaucasian Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 You do know the Eagles fan is getting owned there right? Who's gay ass number is he wearing anyway? #31 Dexter Wynn, shit I'd be mad too if I was wearing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gateb Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Who's gay ass number is he wearing anyway? #31 Dexter Wynn, shit I'd be mad too if I was wearing that. Custom made I bet. Or maybe he got a Ricky Williams jersey for #31 expecting that they would draft him a while ago instead of McNabb. I know some people who got a Manning jersey before we drafted him. Pretty stupid but the risk paid off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bamf75 Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 you guys are going to carry 13 o linemen on your roster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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