Sephiroth Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 So yesterday I plop down in my hotel room and turn on the tube, and the channel is set to ESPN. They're doing the "media day" rundown, so seeing as I haven't been paying a lick of attention to the Super Bowl, I figure I'll watch. Within twenty minutes, I learned about how Randy Moss thinks he's the greatest receiver of all time, and that the Harbaughs... get this... are brothers. Colin Kaepernick is just like Tom Brady too, because he replaced a steady but unspectacular QB, see? Also, it's awesome how he kisses his arm; nobody has ever done that before, he should trademark that shit. Also, Ray Lewis took banned substances to get back in shape. So in twenty minutes, I learned that Moss is still an asshole, Jim Harbaugh is an asshole, Ray Lewis is an asshole, and Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. I think I'll skip all the media hype till the game. Hell, I may not even watch this year. Who gives a fuck about either of these teams? Unlikeable douches all around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmenroc Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I'll watch just because it's football. I haven't the slightest of interests in who wins at this point. I will make my bathroom breaks during the game though...which in a small way, says it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 So yesterday I plop down in my hotel room and turn on the tube, and the channel is set to ESPN. They're doing the "media day" rundown, so seeing as I haven't been paying a lick of attention to the Super Bowl, I figure I'll watch. Within twenty minutes, I learned about how Randy Moss thinks he's the greatest receiver of all time, and that the Harbaughs... get this... are brothers. Colin Kaepernick is just like Tom Brady too, because he replaced a steady but unspectacular QB, see? Also, it's awesome how he kisses his arm; nobody has ever done that before, he should trademark that shit. Also, Ray Lewis took banned substances to get back in shape. So in twenty minutes, I learned that Moss is still an asshole, Jim Harbaugh is an asshole, Ray Lewis is an asshole, and Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. I think I'll skip all the media hype till the game. Hell, I may not even watch this year. Who gives a fuck about either of these teams? Unlikeable douches all around. Funny I heard all the same things for other fans when the Giants were in the SB. Eli is an dork who doesnt deserve to be there, Strahan is a loud mouthed asshole who has a shame of a sack record, etc. I know people who didn't even bother to watch the second match up in SB 46. I'm looking forward to the game, I think it should be a good one, personally I would like to see the Ravens win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 I'm looking forward to the game, I think it should be a good one, personally I would like to see the Ravens win. I like every Super Bowl. This one is pretty intriguing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 So yesterday I plop down in my hotel room and turn on the tube, and the channel is set to ESPN. They're doing the "media day" rundown, so seeing as I haven't been paying a lick of attention to the Super Bowl, I figure I'll watch. Within twenty minutes, I learned about how Randy Moss thinks he's the greatest receiver of all time, and that the Harbaughs... get this... are brothers. Colin Kaepernick is just like Tom Brady too, because he replaced a steady but unspectacular QB, see? Also, it's awesome how he kisses his arm; nobody has ever done that before, he should trademark that shit. Also, Ray Lewis took banned substances to get back in shape. So in twenty minutes, I learned that Moss is still an asshole, Jim Harbaugh is an asshole, Ray Lewis is an asshole, and Colin Kaepernick is an asshole. I think I'll skip all the media hype till the game. Hell, I may not even watch this year. Who gives a fuck about either of these teams? Unlikeable douches all around. I am The Defiler...and I endorse this message. I barely want the Shitbirds to win a tad bit more...don't want the 69'ers to get another Super Bowl win in the next 50 years... I am definitely going to spend my time reading...play some video games...surf the net...bond with my kids...all of these things and I will flip on the news at 11:30 to see who won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 Funny I heard all the same things for other fans when the Giants were in the SB. Eli is an dork who doesnt deserve to be there, Strahan is a loud mouthed asshole who has a shame of a sack record, etc. I know people who didn't even bother to watch the second match up in SB 46. I'm looking forward to the game, I think it should be a good one, personally I would like to see the Ravens win. At least that was a northeast US rivarly...Baltimore and San Fran are on polar opposites of the country, have no real rivalry, and both lack exciting offenses. It's tailor made for a snooze-fest, imo.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 At least that was a northeast US rivarly...Baltimore and San Fran are on polar opposites of the country, have no real rivalry, and both lack exciting offenses. It's tailor made for a snooze-fest, imo.... This^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 30, 2013 Share Posted January 30, 2013 You do know that the 2 coaches are brothers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloonknot Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 And that Ray Lewis is Retiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 Fuck em all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 And that Ray Lewis is Retiring. Mmmmmaybe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 At least that was a northeast US rivarly...Baltimore and San Fran are on polar opposites of the country, have no real rivalry, and both lack exciting offenses. It's tailor made for a snooze-fest, imo.... Well it was a rivalry for people in the northeast, the rest of the country couldn't care less, hell if the final 5 mins of SB 42 didnt play out the way it did I wouldnt be surprised if it was called the most boring SB in the NFLs history. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 At least that was a northeast US rivarly...Baltimore and San Fran are on polar opposites of the country, have no real rivalry, and both lack exciting offenses. It's tailor made for a snooze-fest, imo.... This has an east-west rivalry. Better ratings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarence the Blue Puppet Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 This has an east-west rivalry. Better ratings. East-West is a HUGE rivalry. Just ask Biggie and Tupac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted January 31, 2013 Share Posted January 31, 2013 East-West is a HUGE rivalry. Just ask Biggie and Tupac Tru playas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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