BronxRik Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 BREAKING NEWS: The NY Giants have revealed their 'secret weapon' for Sunday's game against the Philthadelphia Eagles. A source close to the situation (who requested anonymity because he/she doesn't want to get fired for leaking information to the press) revealed the Giants front office has struck a deal with the Lincoln Financial field groundskeeper. Pat "Smokey" Pendergrass will receive a years supply of NY pizza (because we all know it's the best pizza on the entire planet and unavailable in Philly) in exchange for setting off the sprinkler heads when the Eagles offense is on the field. The source claimed the Giants got the idea from the current Buffalo Wild Wings commercial where the sprinkler heads cause players to trip and fall. This should be far less obvious than having defensive players mysteriously flop on the ground to stop Michael Vick and Philly's high powered offense. For those that haven't seen the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIVtwjdfb2M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 BREAKING NEWS: For those that haven't seen the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIVtwjdfb2M LMAO!!!!! Yeah, thats it!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted September 25, 2011 Author Share Posted September 25, 2011 For those of you who think the "secret weapon" is Da'Rel Scott, he's inactive for this game. So is Michael Clayton, whom we just resigned because of injuries to WRs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 For those of you who think the "secret weapon" is Da'Rel Scott, he's inactive for this game. So is Michael Clayton, whom we just resigned because of injuries to WRs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Steve Smith is super-secretly still on the team and will reveal that by handing the ball off to Kenny Phillips deep in Eagles territory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hlb37 Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 For those of you who think the "secret weapon" is Da'Rel Scott, he's inactive for this game. So is Michael Clayton, whom we just resigned because of injuries to WRs. just saw that. The Eagles have some guys out as well, including Parker, Tapp and Justice New York Giants at Philadelphia Giants: RB Da'Rel Scott, G Mitch Petrus, T James Brewer, WR Mark Clayton, CB Prince Amukamara, DE Osi Umenyiora, WR Mario Manningham Eagles: S Jaiquawn Jarrett, CB Curtis Marsh, DE Darryl Tapp, G Danny Watkins, G Julian Vandervelde, T Winston Justice, DE Juqua Parker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 From the NY Post Today: Could this have been our secret weapon? Rookie linebacker Jacquian Williams, a sixth-round pick from South Florida, did well to make the roster and was expected to fill a special-teams role. All of a sudden, he was on the field for the majority of the snaps on defense as the nickel linebacker. He led the team with nine tackles and his extreme speed made him a smart choice as the spy against Michael Vick. “The speed wasn’t a surprise because we knew what we had there,” Tom Coughlin said, “but I think that the quality of the young man has been a huge plus.” Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/giants/big_blue_gets_boost_from_beating_89mVLxKqOMoZ6tEOX3YbBJ#ixzz1ZA04o22I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Steve Smith is super-secretly still on the team and will reveal that by handing the ball off to Kenny Phillips deep in Eagles territory? So close, nice call Fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I was thinking Victor Cruz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 So close, nice call Fish. That's a little eerie... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazedDogs Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 I think it was The Hynocerous, referring to the wheel route that just missed its mark. Hynoski looks SO much better in space than Hedgecock ever did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allstarjim Posted September 27, 2011 Share Posted September 27, 2011 Hmm, Fish may be on to something... that first pick by Ross? Did it not go off of Steve Smith's hands, right to a waiting Ross? Coincidence? You decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Hmm, Fish may be on to something... that first pick by Ross? Did it not go off of Steve Smith's hands, right to a waiting Ross? Coincidence? You decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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