JMFP Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeMeSomeFoodHo Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 if demarcus ware was given full body and head armor and a bazooka, it might be even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Blackburn, I'm pretty sure he's Chuck Norris's long lost son or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Chase Blackburn has a boomstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted January 27, 2010 Author Share Posted January 27, 2010 Chase Blackburn - Super Bowl Champion. DeMarcus Ware - not Super Bowl Champion. Need I continue? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 great, now we'll hear from Jack about how much better a football player Chase is than DeMarcus... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chase Blackburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Chase Blackburn doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 Chase Blackburn uses Jonas Seawright as a dumbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 This just in Jonas Seawright renders the greatest player in NFL history title to Blackburn after his 2009 MVP season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakeMeSomeFoodHo Posted January 27, 2010 Share Posted January 27, 2010 when chase blackburn jumps into a body of water, he doesnt get wet..... the water get chase blackburned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackStroud Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 this is a sign of the end of days there was a dallas lineman years ago that turned pro boxer he got destroyed i think it was ed white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueInCanada Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Blackburn once challenged God to a match of arm wrestling, the resulting force of God's fist being pinned wiped the dinosaurs out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 if demarcus ware was given full body and head armor and a bazooka, it might be even. That can't be good for the black community. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 That can't be good for the black community. ....neither is Chase Blackburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boohyah Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 God made the sun, moon and stars. He created life. He rested on Sunday. Not Chase Blackburn, he plays special teams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 this is a sign of the end of days there was a dallas lineman years ago that turned pro boxer he got destroyed i think it was ed white Ed "Too Tall" Jones. Randy White. Jones was the boxer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Chase Blackburn doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the Earth down. Chase Blackburn's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chase Blackburn never cries. On the topic of names; Chase Blackburn is a kick ass name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksm7 Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Chase Blackburn's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chase Blackburn never cries. On the topic of names; Chase Blackburn is a kick ass name. you think? the dog kind of thinks it sounds like a character on Days of Our Lives or General Hospital... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 jesse palmer would kick both their asses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMFP Posted January 28, 2010 Author Share Posted January 28, 2010 jesse palmer would kick both their asses. Jesse Palmer can make anyone fall in love with him, simply by offering them a rose. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. P Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Jesse Palmer can make anyone fall in love with him, simply by offering them a rose. True story. he had jack at hello. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayD Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 Fireing Sheridan was a cover up, Blackburn swallowed him. Whole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightFire Posted January 28, 2010 Share Posted January 28, 2010 [/b] you think? the dog kind of thinks it sounds like a character on Days of Our Lives or General Hospital... Exactly, like Max Powers or John Steele or Damian Slaughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted January 29, 2010 Share Posted January 29, 2010 Chase Blackburn's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chase Blackburn never cries. On the topic of names; Chase Blackburn is a kick ass name. The best name on our D was Curry Burns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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