fringe Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 I was watching Sinorice Moss on Punt Returns today and started thinking "Man that guy can wave his hands well" He probably leads the league in hand waving. So what could he do with that? Aircraft Carrier Flagman MLB Umpire Dancer (Dancing with the Scrubs?) Desert Island Rescue Airport Greeter Feel free to add your own, we need to offer this guy outplacement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BronxRik Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Fluffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 The crazy old guy with the big smile and distant gaze that sits on the front lawn in a folding chair and waves at passing cars all day. Frankly, I'm tired of doing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 Airport Baggage Handler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted October 4, 2009 Share Posted October 4, 2009 7th member of the Village People Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I think his talents would really be put to use on your first job Blu.....the Nimitz could use a flamboyant flag man....give those F/A-18 pilots a boost as they charge off of the deck..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeMesiS Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 A wax-on, wax-off stunt double? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest StrahansGap Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 The parking garage flag wavers in Midtown. You know..... the ones that excitedly try to get you to park in their garage? or maybe another career for Sinorice is an emoticon-------> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 7th member of the Village People i like that one - how about eighth dwarf?- scrubby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lughead Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I was watching Sinorice Moss on Punt Returns today and started thinking "Man that guy can wave his hands well" He probably leads the league in hand waving. So what could he do with that? Aircraft Carrier Flagman MLB Umpire Dancer (Dancing with the Scrubs?) Desert Island Rescue Airport Greeter Feel free to add your own, we need to offer this guy outplacement. Is there such a thing as a professional parade participant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nas Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 I was watching Sinorice Moss on Punt Returns today and started thinking "Man that guy can wave his hands well" He probably leads the league in hand waving. So what could he do with that? Aircraft Carrier Flagman MLB Umpire Dancer (Dancing with the Scrubs?) Desert Island Rescue Airport Greeter Feel free to add your own, we need to offer this guy outplacement. Underwater runner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 UFO Welcoming Comittee? Man, it's bad when even I'M off the bandwagon. *sigh. What I wouldn't give to afford a Whopper Junior right now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hlb37 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Ideally I would like to see him wasting a roster spot in Philly or Dallas as opposed to NY. Failing that, I would like to see the guy spend some time trying to catch javelins at a track meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K3VIN Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Wal Mart Greater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGBLUE01 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Wal Mart Greater Greater than what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ksm7 Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 you all know that he will get picked up by a team like the patriots, and end up putting up solid numbers...not that it would be the fault of the giants, just that the dog sees that kind of thing happen time and time again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 you all know that he will get picked up by a team like the patriots, and end up putting up solid numbers...not that it would be the fault of the giants, just that the dog sees that kind of thing happen time and time again... that's fine, i hope he goes to your team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MADDEN Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Stale, lingering fart dissipator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balloonknot Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Teaching Retards how to swim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 taxi hailer chicken dance instructor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treehugger Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 that's fine, i hope he goes to your team. He already is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gspotter Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 well he couldn't rob banks, since he's unable to make any kind of get away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UK-Giantsfan Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 ......... punt returner ..........for the Cowgirls ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe Posted October 5, 2009 Author Share Posted October 5, 2009 He already is. - IH is not a giants fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IntlGrounding Posted October 5, 2009 Share Posted October 5, 2009 Moss would make an excellent "wave at possible rescue planes in the sky" for a group of people deserted on a remote desert island. edit: just noticed it was already mentioned in the first post. But it goes to show that it is the perfect occupation for Moss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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