so-cal dub Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 1. Talk about a huge breast! 2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3. It's Cool Whip time! 4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 5. Whew, that's one terrific spread! 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it? 9. Just wait your turn you'll get some! 10. Don't play with your meat. 11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. 12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up. 17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that! 18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen! 19. How long do I beat it before it's ready? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigjeep Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 LOL that's good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Virginia Giant Posted November 24, 2006 Share Posted November 24, 2006 6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
so-cal dub Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Shit. I must've been drunk...WRONG SECTION. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLUE DAWG Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 Can I stuff your Turkey. I have a lot of meat anybody want some. I eat my pie with cream all over it. Would you like me to put some cream on your pie. I want some of your Moms Pie. Your Dad's meat is sooo goood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishgutmartyr Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 (to children, mind you.) Just eat the meat, then. No, you don't have to eat the crust on your mom's pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorBanksCarsonVanPelt Posted November 25, 2006 Share Posted November 25, 2006 (to children, mind you.) Just eat the meat, then. No, you don't have to eat the crust on your mom's pie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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