LOL, this is funny:
Bolts 21 Giants 20: Chargers Use Actual Wildcat During Wildcat Offense
One Bad Cat. Jamaal opened up a can of whoop ass on Giants.
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ (Sportsman’s Daily Wire Service) The NFC East is getting weirder by the week as Dallas knocked off Philly and the Giants lost their fourth straight game. What’s plenty strange is there doesn’t seem to be a clear cut runaway in a division most prognosticators selected New York to take easily. And when the Chargers used the Wildcat formation yesterday at Giants’ Stadium, fans witnessed a kind of carnage never seen in the NFL.
With 3:22 left in the third quarter quarter, Head Coach Norv Turner elected to use the fabled Wildcat offense by using an actual wildcat. Jamaal, a three year old Bengal tiger, opened up several holes in the Giants defense and one gaping hole in the torso of linebacker Danny Clark.
“The play shook up the Giants a little bit,” said Turner. “Which is exactly what I wanted to do. I give credit to their boy Clark though. After having several major organs ripped out of his chest, he walked it off, and was back out there in the fourth. That’s character.”
The Wildcat formation, a variation of the single-wing formation, gained popularity last season among nearly half of the teams in the NFL, and continues to gain acceptance. But according to the Elias Sports Bureau, this is the first time an actual wildcat has been used in the offensive scheme.
“I saw the play developing right away,” said Clark, who is awaiting a new stomach, liver, pancreas, and bladder, but is recovering nicely. “The moment the tiger eyed me up I knew it was on. I dug in my heels, but I lost the battle. But don’t count me out. I’ll be back.”
Turner, initially not a huge fan of the Wildcat, now sees some of the advantages.
“This could be something special if used properly,” he added. “The beauty part about Jamaal is he’s all about the play. There’s zero ego in this fella. He’ll never get a whistle for unsportsmanlike conduct.”