Sephiroth

UNDEFEATED MOTHER'S FUCKERS!!!

This is where great players make great plays.

Glad Daboll is giving him shit.

1st overall pick, baby!

Lol

Just got in. Looks just like last year!

Wyatt Davis was a signed off our practice squad. I didn't even know Wyatt Davis had been on the practice squad.

**LAUGHING IN CHENAL AND DEAN**

I think Jones is going to throw A LOT of picks this season. The receivers all have option routes, and aside from Sterling Shepard (who'll be on IR by week 5) which one of this bunch strikes you as a really bright, hardworking guy? There's going to be a lot of "Toney thought it was a curl but Jones read a dig" type of shit.

I was going to start a "bold predictions" thread but I suppose this is just as good. As usual, you can take all my predictions to the bank. 1. The Giants will have a bottom-5 defense this year. Somehow, some way... this Giants roster is worse than last year's, especially in the secondary. For all the praise Martindale gets (and he is creative), he has shown that he is inflexible and won't adjust his scheme to fit his players. Xavier McKinney is a nice player, but Adoree Jackson will be hurt by week 5 and then... can anyone name me someone in this defensive backfield? Expect to have 30+ points hung on us every week. 2. Evan Neal is going to look horrible until at least week 10. Dude will be a good player someday, but he has some real balance issues and lets his pads get over his knees way too much. Experienced edge rushers are going to feast on his inexperience for at least the first half of the season. Expect "Neal is a bust" to be a common phrase you hear until November or so. 3. Despite having Daboll on board, the offense will continue to sputter. Saquon Barkley may prove this prediction wrong, but the WRs are always hurt and WanDale Robinson was taken two rounds too early and isn't going to do much as a pro. If/when Saquon goes down with an injury, we can expect a reversion to 17 points a game as well. 4. Leonard Williams is going to thrive in Martindale's system. Leo is a beast as it is, but with other rushers being freed up, I expect him to go apeshit. I think he has the most pressures(but perhaps not sacks) of his career and gets an extension by the end of the season. 5. By week 6, the Giants season is over. No meaningful games in October this year, guys. We have to hope the young guys show us something, but I have a feeling by mid-October I'll be spending my weekends hiking and biking instead of watching what will surely be a shit show.

Good thing we didn't draft Leo Chenal or Nakobe Dean.

Dylan Parham cut already!

Bummer. Apparently that guy we claimed from the Eagles isn't terrible though.

The names change, but the street stays the same.

I mean... I agree with you, but Leatherwood in particular can play both G and OT. I'm not thrilled with trotting out Devery Henderson if one of our guys go down... at least Leatherwood is athletic with upside. Same argument as above. He's better than literally any of our backups, though he's admittedly not very good. I think people fail to realize just how fucking atrocious this roster is. I see us careening towards five wins.

OT Alex Leatherwood

I'll start: OG Wyatt Davis

You mean after Golladay and Shepard and Toney and Board all end up on IR?

I'd have kept Roche over Ximines. At least Roche looked decent in spot duty last year... Ximines looked like the Human Penalty.

Just have him rock a rhyme that's right on time. Problem solved.

Torn Achilles on Johnson.

I agree it's probably a pipe dream. I'd trade him right now though, not mid-season. He'll be on IR by then.

Yeah I think we take on an extra 10 mil if we cut him. That's why I'm hoping we have someone pick up, say, 13 mil of his salary so we get 3 mil of relief or so and we can use that money to sign someone at another position of need.

If we hadn't spent 75 million on the guy and his name was "Randall Smith" does he even make the team based on his play so far?

Hakeem Nicks selling Super Bowl ring.