Sephiroth

It keeps saying that we beat the Packers.

If it's not one thing with this guy it's another. No rookie minicamp. His fucking shoes. Getting Covid. His injuries. Getting covid again. Not showing up for OTAs. Punching somebody. Dumb social media posts. Rap albums. More injuries. This isn't worth it for 20 plays a year. The dude is just taking up a roster spot at this point.

Which hamstring has the rap career? I think that's the one that's really hampering him.

Maybe he can fleece us again!

Nice. We're practically guaranteed AT LEAST 100 passing yards now!

He talked himself off the Browns less than 12 months ago.

Also, for the record, Jones has a weak arm. I'm tired of hearing all the "he has the best deep ball in the league" bullshit. His arm is weak throwing simple outs, and watch his receivers... they have to stop or slow down on literally all of his deep throws this year. He's certainly passable but we could do a hell of a lot better there. Yes, he had an awesome deep ball percentage that year that we threw six passes downfield the entire season. Jones is not a deep ball quarterback. Just fucking stop with that shit.

Golladay should immediately go on IR with that ankle. All he does is take up a roster spot; he brings nothing to the table.

I've changed my mind. I want him to knock out Dave Gettleman now.

He doesn't look that much better than Tyrod Taylor, to be honest. Jones looks uncomfortable and is slow in his reads. He's a gritty kid and a selfless leader and in those regards I like him a lot, but he's not an NFL starter.

He's good. Any other MLB on the team doesn't get out there that fast.

Love him. Hopefully can contribute over the second half of the season, even as a backup.

I'm thinking he might get us a third at the trade deadline.

Who the fuck is #41? Dude could have made that play but decided to engage a blocker for no fucking reason.

"No Love on the back end." Lol

Accurate. This roster is fucking horrid.

Golladay and Slayton still sucking ass, huh?

Just got in. Saw the Jones TD highlight. What else did I miss?

You guys are being too hard on him. When Kadarius Toney has played, I don't think anyone can deny that he's been--- Oh FUCK, said his name too loud. He's out another 3 weeks.

I mean... we did, we just spent it on Kenny Golladay and Logan Ryan.

I only wonder if there's a way to free up that roster spot. We're going to have to pay him but he brings nothing to the table that literally any free agent WR out there won't already do. Second this guy tweaks an ankle I bet he lands on IR.

Pretty amazing that after the Carson Wentz era it took the Eagles one year to rebuild and be competitive and we're on fucking year 4 and still nowhere close to even sniffing the playoffs.

I thought we had agreed that his name was "Don'tKareous Phoney."

I think it's probably a lot of things. Performance enhancers where these kids get their muscles juiced up but their connective tissues can't keep up is a big problem as well.

And not drop a bunch more passes. And not get flagged for two crucial penalties.