Bruce Johnson is actually pretty good friends with my uncle, who owns a sporting goods store in Florida.
He said he's a really nice kid, but a bit of a bonehead... always coming in with bling and shit he can't really afford because he's "made it." My uncle's always saying to him, "Bruce... you're a fifth-string free-agent corner... you might wanna buy a watch that's under 10 grand, just sayin."