Sephiroth

Why pick just one... we have them BOTH!

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Season-opening loss to hated division rival where we look unprepared? Down to sixth stringers at one position after the first game? Ineffective sieve of an O-line? 300-yard passers and 100-yard rushers to a defense that's giving up the absurdly huge play? This is 2011 all over again.... SUPER BOWL!

...if the O-line doesn't wake the fuck up. You have two jobs, guys... try to at least do one well.

Giants line sucks more asshole than ATM Girlz 5.

I took off the Osi jersey.

"Lets go live now with former JET LaDainian Tolinson to find out what he thinks about Tim Tebow this upcoming season." I shit you not.

I don't want the Giants to lose tonight obviously, but I'm having a hard time figuring what jersey to wear to insure a victory. I don't have my JPP one in the house or else that would be a lock, and the red "ghetto Kenny Phillips" jersey (a sew job over an old Barber one) isn't available either. My choices are either my authentic Super Bowl 42 Jacobs jersey, or a white Osi one that's actually the first jersey I ever bought. I'm leaning hard towards Osi especially since there's no more Jacobs, but the b-Jac jersey has lead us to 5-2 starts every year. What should I wear tonight? Also, for the record, Eli sucks, Coughlin needs to go, and JPP is a bust.

Speaking of returning with a vengeance...

JPP has three sacks. David Wilson scores on a 20+ yard run or swing pass. Dallas blows it in the final 3 minutes. DeMarcus Ware sacks Eli two times. Victor Cruz sets the world on fire again.

Fixed. Though I hope for the record it's not true.

So long as we don't have to play the Eagles or Panthers in the playoffs, we're pretty much guaranteed another ring.

This guy has to end up on the final roster. He won't pass waivers.

Lol. "ole moment." Pretty sure you're right, too. This guy whiffs more than a pedophile over a little boy's bicycle seat.

A.) have your balls bitten off by a lion B.) have Matt McCants block for you?

Steve Weatherford = offensive player of the game.

Offense looks like shit. Even Eli.

I'm angry that Plax didn't thank the Giants for drafting Nicks while he was in jail.

I think Barden is out as well unless he absolutely sets the world on fire tonight. He needs at least four big plays to stick, and a TD. That being said, I could easily see him staying in NY with the Jets, who have ZERO red-zone targets right now. Receivers with his kind of height usually end up finding a home somewhere.

Fights I'm looking forward to: Barden vs Jernigan vs Douglas for two roster spots (of course). Tracy vs Ojomo... Tracy is out, Ojomo has to set the world on fire against better competition. Dwayne Hendricks vs Marcus Kuhn As an aside, Joseph seems to be rushing the passer very well since last postseason. Scott vs. Brown for one roster spot (I'm pulling for Scott). Coe vs Tryon. How will Carr do with more time and some better receivers? Will Perriloux beat out both Carr and Eli for the number one spot, and will he join Chase Blackburn in the Hall of Fame?

Amukamara = blubbering vagine socket.

Don't those usually happen from, you know... getting hit?

"Is this the year... that Jason Campbell puts it all together?" Can we finally all agree the answer is "no?"

Amukamara = blubbering vagine socket.