So yesterday I plop down in my hotel room and turn on the tube, and the channel is set to ESPN. They're doing the "media day" rundown, so seeing as I haven't been paying a lick of attention to the Super Bowl, I figure I'll watch.
Within twenty minutes, I learned about how Randy Moss thinks he's the greatest receiver of all time, and that the Harbaughs... get this... are brothers. Colin Kaepernick is just like Tom Brady too, because he replaced a steady but unspectacular QB, see? Also, it's awesome how he kisses his arm; nobody has ever done that before, he should trademark that shit. Also, Ray Lewis took banned substances to get back in shape.
So in twenty minutes, I learned that Moss is still an asshole, Jim Harbaugh is an asshole, Ray Lewis is an asshole, and Colin Kaepernick is an asshole.
I think I'll skip all the media hype till the game. Hell, I may not even watch this year. Who gives a fuck about either of these teams? Unlikeable douches all around.