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I have a funny feeling Baltimore is going from "champs" to "rebuilding year" in about six months' time.

Oy.

Plus, he's better than Leeroy Jenkins.

That's honestly the only thing I'm worried about too. But I'd being him in just to play a goon role on the sidelines.

I know he's old, and I know he's a "dirty" player with his helmet-to-helmet hits and whatnot. But he can still play, and he's the one guy that can come in, step up and lead this team so we won't have to see Justin Tuck's pouty face every time a QB scrambles for nine on third-and-eight. Dude would bring a spark, and it's a spark this team needs in a bad way.

Oh nm. He's on there now.

I'm getting the feeling Marvin Austin is a bust.

Yeah, but they have spots for players that were cut too, and he's not there either.

They probably meant that his job is safe, because he's so awesome.

I really want him to stay, but for two firsts I would be willing to let him walk.

Id really like Harrison. He won't let that defense play loke a bunch of fucking pussies as they do from time to time.

I"ve been thinking I may have to go for a classic like a Taylor or Strahan. Most of the ones I own have been gifts. It'd be nice to have one that you know will be relevant in ten years as opposed to having to cover the name up. Who knew in Barber's last season though he'd prove to be a total schmuck; guy had always been a class act. Talk about fucking the golden goose.

The much bigger problem is... who's name do I sew over Phillips on my old Tiki Barber jersey?

This is true, but we may never see a healthy 100% T2 again. Ross was pivotal in both SB wins, I'd give him another look, even though he's old.

Where's Ahmad Bradshaw?

I have a funny feeling that Kiwi is going to get us at least 8 sacks this year, and double-digits isn't out of the question.

Dude played with a bad hammy and broken hand all year. Yeah he didn't look good but nobody's very fast when they're at 70%.

Part of the deal is that all Neanderthals are now allowed to settle in the swampy New Jersey Meadowlands.

See ya, Kenny.

Actually, I think it was a full-grown man. I don't care if Marty B comes back, Eli barely throws to his TEs anyway. Plus the dude is just flat-out weird.

Was Elvis Grbac available?

This is good news for the hayseed community.

I think right now, the Eagles are our biggest rivalry, but all-time I'd say the Cowboys are (the Eagles were bad for a really, really long time before Reid and McNabb). Outside of the division, the 49ers are probably number one all-time, then I'd say Chicago. In recent years Green Bay has been up there, but I wouldn't put them in the top five. I think a lot of Giants fans respect and appreciate a team like Green Bay.

I've never picked right. Remember those Ernie Accorsi years where we'd go out and get guys like Luke Petitgout and Joe Montgomery on the first day? WTF was that all about?

No thanks.