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This offense is seriously pathetic.

Eli: I'm officially worried. He hasn't looked good for the entire preseason.

Yeah that looked like a bad one.

Jesus, this defense sucks.

I'm really not sure Curry is going to make the team. He looks terrible against the backups.

Actually, I almost think Harbaugh won't make it... the game is too big for him. Dude clearly has a screw loose.

Cut all the linebackers, and put the extra DTs there. Problem solved.

No Baas either for the opener, it looks like. I guess we're going with Beatty - Brewer - Boothe - Snee - Pugh? That doesn't inspire confidence against the likes of DeMarcus Ware and Jay Ratliffe. I wonder if it's possible to talk Brandon Moore out of retirement, if he's keeping in shape.

I'm pretty sure that was McCants, who has never shown a shred of awareness or talent, yet is somehow still on the roster.

Hmm. Well, I'm willing to make the members of Sportswrath a deal; who would you MOST like to see buried on the depth chart? For five dollars, I will bet Treehugger ONE dollar that a Giant of your choice will end up as 4th or better on the depth chart! Help the Giants keep the Mark Herzlichs and Marvin Austins off the field, thereby assuring the team a win! This offer is only available for a limited time, the first 100 customers will also receive a custom piece of Giants artwork created on MS Paint! Don't delay... act now!

I did that last year and it was awesome.

I hate Kaepernick because: 1. He's the single most bizarre-looking human being I've ever seen. 2. Who the fuck does he think he is, trying to trademark kissing your biceps? Does that fucking clown really think HE invented that? 3. I hate read-option quarterbacks. As for Manningham, good riddance. Can't help but notice once we lose the Steve Smiths and Mario Manninghams of the world, their careers are over.

Fucking great. Now I have to choose between the pleasure of watching Treehugger lose a bet, or having to root for the Seahawks, who I like about as much as a root canal. I thought you only won two bucks from me too. Sinorice Moss and Ramses Barden?

How did Pugh look?

I watched the first half. What I saw: Hosley and Ross are both terrible at timing passes. Diehl looks horrible. Eli isn't very sharp. Dan Connor is the starting MLB. We have one short yardage play, and it's the Brown sweep left play. What did I miss in the second half?

They might as well NOT have played. This is pathetic.

Farewell Ryan. I'll never forget the time you... uh... umm... "you will be sorely missed." http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2013/08/giants_fb_ryan_dimperio_a_former_rutgers_standout_retires.html?utm_source=twitter.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=BR_NYCGiants

Kerry Rhodes is miraculously still available. If this is a season-ender we might wanna take a look.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA there, guy... you forget, we have Spencer Paysinger.

http://www.nj.com/giants/index.ssf/2013/08/giants_using_justin_tuck_as_pass-rush_linebacker_in_some_schemes.html I don't know about you, but I've always said, "why draft a linebacker when you can play a DE out of position."

Fixed.

Really? I get more of a Christopher Walken vibe.

Strange this article says he's impressing. Everything I've heard has said he's been really erratic and has only looked good while outside the pocket.

I have to stretch almost every night now... helps keep the RLS away. I'll tell you what though, I'm one flexible motherfucker because of it.

Hello, Ruben Sandwich Randle!