Sephiroth

Adrien Robinson is the JPP of Tight Ends. Minus the one good season, of course.

I was thinking Raiders myself. The fact that he has "gang ties" probably just upped their offer by 3 million.

I don't want him, that's for damn sure.

I also heard on Giants.com that Lewan has been taken completely off some teams' draft boards. It's not just that "he's had a brush with the law," but apparently there are a lot of people in the NFL that think he's an all-around shitty guy.

I honestly don't understand the Ebron love. He's a pass-catching TE with bad hands. I heard on the radio he dropped 11% of the passes thrown his way last year. It doesn't matter how fucking fast you run or how high you can jump... if you can't catch, and you're a pass-catching TE, then you're useless.

Hosley will join the long list of Giants 3rd rounders who didn't do dick in the NFL. That's alliteration, by the way. "Didn't do dick."

I like Patterson too. Reese is a real imgrate.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA.... let's not anoint this guy as the next Madison Hedgecock. He has to earn it on the field.

He's a clown. That Charlie Brown.

Also, he's back.

I agree. This is a really well-thought out analysis.

The problem with Manningham is the knee. It's not like he's a guy that's going to beat you with brains and savvy... he beats you with speed...and if that's gone, he doesn't have much to fall back on.

David Wilson had better fucking show something... we found guys to do the two things he was good at.

Shaun Hill, David Garrard, Matt Flynn, Jason Campbell, or Kevin Kolb (assuming he's recovered from his injuries) of the guys that are left would all be upgrades over Painter. Guys that have actually had some success in the league as opposed to the guy that helped lead the Colts to a 2-14 season. I think that Nassib right now would be an upgrade over Painter.

Ugh. Looks like we'll be drafting two O-linemen on the first two days.

"WHAT THE FUCK THE REF IS JUST STANDING THERE!!! THAT WALRUS WASN'T DOING REAL PUSH-UPS!!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FLAG BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH..."

I'm not saying we shouldn't have competition for him, but not from a shit stain like Curtis Painter.

If it's true, that's pretty sweet. That's one hell of a backfield.

Well, we drafted Nassib... and the best way to turn that 4th into a 1st is to bury him on the depth chart, and maybe play him half of a preseason game.

At least he's not Will Demps.

Looks like he's keeping with the Giants linebacker tradition of being slow to the ball and completely unable to shed a block.

Guy was pure fucking money during our last Super Bowl run, but it was time for him to go. All the luck in the world to him.

Also true. When your drafts are so shitty that theres holes everywhere, I guess you have to rollthe dice on somewhat adequate and injured players.

So... let me see if I got this right. We've blown through all but 4 million of our 24 million in cap space and the only starters we got were at G and RB? Because honestly, two backup linebackers and a center that's been injured the past two years aren't exactly setting my world on fire. Love the beason pickup though.

So I guess, what... he's got no teams to cheer for, now? No teams.