Sephiroth

BREAKING NEWS: Rookies on the Giants may start at positions with no veterans.

I got a little bit of the "bitch vibe" off him towards the end of last season. I guess we'll see.

Kennard is pretty good but the rest of the linebackers are fucking horrific. Can't wait for Bill Cowher to finally bring some NFL caliber linebackers back to NY.

I am stunned... STUNNED... that Jerry Palmieri's top shelf offseason conditioning program has this many injured players!

Yeah, but this was secondary coach Dave Merritt saying it.

Always thought Robbins was one of the unsung heros of those defenses. Glad to see him back.

People were saying the same thing about his brother right around this point, and his brother's O-line wasn't a shit show of green rookies, underachieving veterans and guys playing out of position. Do you know who'd love to see Eli on IR the most though?

This article pretty much sums up why the Giants are going to be bottom-feeders this year and why Coughlin and Reese will be out in 2016. As of now, we have literally no proven starters at their respective positions on the offensive line. When somebody gets Eli killed by week 6, you can officially mark this era as over, though most of us realized that somewhere between the San Francisco and Jacksonville games last season. My money goes on Rex Ryan's defense shelving Eli in week 4.

The Manhunter from Mars?

It would be a smart signing that would immediately fill a huge need. So no, we won't do it.

He'll look great with a sore hamstring this year.

Eli's going to be on IR this year anyway, so this will be a moot point.

I am stunned... STUNNED... by this news!

Also, their head coach is Ray Handley 2.0, but without the charisma.

I'd take him in a second.

I've said it before and I'll say it again... the Giants need a LOT to go right to reach .500 this year, and it starts with strength and conditioning. It's not impossible, but I'm definitely not holding my breath.

Yeah for real. In the year Coughlin was out of football, Palmieri was on the Saints. When they had one of the worst injury years of any team that year, the Saints had the common sense to fire him.

He's out with a hamstring again. Stunner, I know with that incredible strength and conditioning program that Palmieri has there.

The Broncos decided to try a new regimen last year as well. Seems to have worked.

And what lost Coughlin his last job? Injuries! And who was his strength and conditioning coach? I'll give you one guess...

Basically, he and Coughlin are pretty much word for word saying the exact same things as last year, when he missed the first 4 games of the regular season and all preseason games.

I heard on the awesome, awesomely produced Giants podcast that he's listed at 6-1 but looks to be about six even. I guess "heard" might be stretching it since their mics were barely audible.

Honestly, I can't think of anyone to hold joints for practice better.

Jerry Palmieri for president.

Yep. I'm surprised someone else remembers that. Seubert had that line playing great and was fucking destroying people but Coughlin brought out the Gimp. You know how I always say Coughlin mismanages injured players? This is what I mean.