Sephiroth

This... and they've already proven you can cheat and have basically no penalty for it, so why the fuck not?

You think? I think he'd be a step down from when Pugh manned the spot for two years.

So if Eli has two down years, we have to eat the contract and can't move him?

He doesn't defend the run very well either.

I'm looking forward to Eli's first pick of the season on a Ruben Randle mis-route.

Beatty could possibly be a good pass blocker at RT, but that position really requires run-blocking skills as the LDE is usually the defense's best run-stuffer. Beatty doesn't really have those skills as he's a bit undersized to play on the line to begin with, but he would protect Eli in the pocket pretty well. I think you'd see John Jerry type production out of him at that spot... good against pass rushers, but gets pushed into the backfield on running plays.

I found this a very interesting read. Sounds like a good guy with his head on straight, and I wish him all the luck in the world.

That seems like a fair contract.

Didn't Reese negotiate his last two deals?

Dude! We have Markus Kuhn!

Oh yeah I'm with you. I think right now he's got "Jason Garrett" value in that he can come in and maybe win a game or two in a pinch and be a serviceable backup, but I don't think he's got "Matt Schaub" value where you can get something decent for him in a trade and/or he can be a starter for your team. Maybe those latter things will happen at some point but to listen to some of the people talk on this board you'd think JR is sitting around fielding requests for a trade all day.

JR YOU STOOPID IMGRATE CUT ELI AND SIGN NASSIB NOW!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure it matters if you bottle up the running game if Romo has 8 seconds in the pocket... likewise with avoiding big plays to Bryant. It's gonna be a long night, fellas.

He's terrible. You heard it here first. Get ready for Dallas/Philly/every team in the world to run right at him.

I don't understand the Nassib love either. Dude has started zero games and looked very hot-and-cold in the preseason so far in his career.

So does this guy... in 2017 !

Honestly, JPP was one of the best, if not the best run-stuffing DE in the league last year... but those aren't guys you give 14 mil to per season.

I thought he meant "heading home to the New York Giants."

She had a house in Mantoloking when I was a kid. Saw her getting her mail one time... she was the hottest thing ever and was probably like 40.

Probably going to make the Giants trade for him after they cripple Eli.

Not for nothing, but aren't these guys' contracts Guaranteed since they signed before opening week?

Giants sign 63 free agents, but cut them before Sunday.

His sister Christy is pretty fucking hot.

This is one shitty roster.

This is a bold prediction.