Sephiroth

This weekend will be the Giants' tipping point. Be competitive, and it can propel them to a winning record for the rest of the season. Lose badly, and we're a mediocre team at best. I'm thinking it'll end up somewhere around this: Patriots: 45 Giants: 28 (two TDs in garbage time)

Aww man.... Talib totally Wilforked him.

Well, he's no Reuben Randle, I can say that.

Shit fuck. Fucking shit.

Wow. Now if we can only have Tom Brady break his collarbone this week and Rob Gronkowski break a bone in his foot, we might have a chance to pull out a last-second victory on a kick return against them next week.

I don't know... I'm not a conditioning expert... but if I was and was hired by an NFL team, I bet a third of that team wouldn't have the same season-ending injuries every year. If you want someone to write an animation and web design curriculum for you though... I'm your man. And I'll GUARANTEE you that a third of the students won't get carpal tunnel syndrome every year.

Hankins has the exact season-ending injury that two of our other players have already gotten in Jerry Palmieri's awesome conditioning program? I am stunned... STUNNED... by this news!

The Giants have nine sacks in nine games, or one half-sack less than Chandler Jones of the Patriots.

Markus Kuhn is the 70th ranked of 72 defensive tackles this year.

I'd say no, but it would definitely put us on life support. There's no way we're beating the Pats or Carolina this year, and I'd be stunned if we beat the Eagles. Best case scenario would put us at 8-8,but I think the Vikings are for real this year, and I'd argue the Jets are a better team than us as well. 6-10 is a real possibility if we drop this one.

I meant to say "literally everything you'd want except play."

...a shame he didn't blow out his other Achilles too. That guy is a dickhead. Sayonara, sucka!

Agreed. I mean, I get it... the guy literally does everything you'd want out of a player, but at some point you need him to actually stay healthy.

Wow, Beason to IR.

If Coughlin didn't rush him back four weeks ago, he probably would be by now. Cowher wouldn't do that shit.

We knew the risks when we drafted him.

I have a funny feeling JPP is going to come in and make an immediate impact. Just a hunch.

Don't worry. He'll be huge for our Super Bowl push. /sarcasm

"Hope" is the subject, not the four players.

So I guess JPP will be well-rested since he really didn't do shit until week 11 of last year. We can expect him to turn it on then, after we're out of playoff contention.

Honestly, those four are the only hope for this team. Like Obi-Wan Kenobi and Princess Leia.