Sephiroth

Here's another fun one.

Jerome Bettis is from Detroit? How did I never hear of this?

Ooooh.... my bad. Turns out we're the second most injured team. We just lost to the most injured team. Way to go, TC! Outta the basement!

Maybe. But he also probably won't miss the playoffs half the seasons he coaches. Cowher went to the playoffs in 10 of 15 seasons. If Reese stays on, Cowher is pretty much the only guy to do the job. He won with Maddox, Tomczak, and Kordell Stewart as his QBs... it's tough to imagine him not winning with Eli. Plus he turns water into wine and shits vanilla ice cream.

But Coughlin said injuries are a mental thing. Since we're the most injured team... doesn't that make us the most mentally weak team? But you're right... they did compete. Whoa, I might need to sit down and think about this for a minute. If injuries are mental, how can we have the most and not be the most mentally weak?

i said it when we signed him... he's a legit shut-down corner.

James Jones is a nice player, but he's no Reuben Randle.

"It's a mental thing as much as anything else." This must be the most mentally weak team in the history of the NFL. Though I will say that Fassel was just as bad.

Actually, I think you might have to take all four of them out of rotation then. Not everyone can be Jerome Bettis, Willie Parker, and Barry Foster you know.

Cowher will demand that Reese gets Cowher's guys. This is Bill Fucking Cowher we're talking about, not lilly-livered Jim Harbaugh. If Jerry Reese refuses ANYTHING Cowher wants, the latter will rip out JR's lungs faster than he can say, "athletic marvel who never put it all together in college."

This is like saying, "while eating a turd isn't very appetizing, we could do much worse. Would you rather drink a pitcher of diarrhea?"

This. Winning this division is like being the fastest man in the one-legged race.

Exactly. Cowher will bring a strong running game, good two-way TEs, and... get this... actual, NFL caliber linebackers. You should have hopped on the wagon when you had the chance. Now you'll be stuck hoping that "never did anything without Brees" Sean Payton is the coach next year.

Hahaha! The circle is complete! We'll be laughing at the rest of the board when in two weeks they're like, "oh well, I think we should hire blah-blah-blah... maybe we should go after Cowher!" Rest easy knowing that you're on the vanguard of greatness. There is no more room on the wagon. However, I will note that there is probably room on the "hire Genius Chip Kelly" wagon.

You all ready yet?

I'll just come out and say this... if the Giants don't win today, it makes you gay.

Anyways, it was fun BadEgg. Good to see you. Have a great offseason and see you next October if the Cowboys are doing well.

LOL Cowboys.

Donnell would win you a game, then lose you two. I don't think it's a coincidence that a rookie free agent is starting at TE and there's basically no drop off in production.

Also this is the worst halftime show I've ever seen.

So wait... Chip Kelly isn't a genius anymore?

He was 36. That's crazy.

I'm thinking 8-8, and we'll need some help to get into the playoffs. We're winning the next three, then dropping the three after that.

I don't know... is he really at the bottom of the dumpster? Because if not, I'm sure Jerry Reese isn't interested. Is he loaded with potential, but just has to be coached up? Does he have all of the measurables? Is he a physical specimen who's "never put it all together?" If so, I say we sign him. It'll be awesome to watch him be sub-average like the Keith Rivers' and Aaron Currys of the past.

Good thing it's not vs the Eagles or else we'd lose 42-0.