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Certainly bent about 45 degrees in the wrong direction.

Bummer.

Yeah WTF is up with literally no 1pm games for the Giants until week 5? Team didn't travel though, they stayed on the West Coast this week.

Also a ton of bullshit penalties.

Legs now forget this winner too where a Niners guard literally breaks DJ Davidson's arm after the whistle in front of the ref who watches the whole thing. https://x.com/goldeneagleFB/status/1705050470958407805?s=20

The NFL's explanation for why they didn't eject Trent Williams: "Well, San Francisco is good and the Giants aren't, so we made the business decision to look the other way."

Whelp, we got all of that. I guess I should be happy.

One of their linemen bumped Davidson too AS HE WAS LEAVING THE FIELD WITH AN INJURY. I lost all respect for SF. That's straight asshole shit.

We need a playmaker out there.

And why can't anyone in this fucking secondary tackle?

George Kittle. Playmaker.

See what fucking playmakers look like? Meanwhile Parris Campbell can't get a yard after the catch and Darren Waller is invisible.

...and now it's a high ankle sprain.

I knew I could count on you my man.

How many INTs do these fucking losers have to miss? I've counted four so far tonight. Somebody make a fucking play.

This is the least playingest-makingest defense I've ever seen.

I'll probably be shutting it off after this Niners TD.

Finally call the hold. All they had to do was tackle the pass rusher.

Yeah I don't understand the "drop your #5 overall pick beast pass rusher into coverage and blitz Micah McFadden" philosophy. Starting to feel like Wink may be outsmarting himself.

You know... I think this and "look somewhat competitive" would actually be my two requests.

Let's keep it real... there is a 0% chance of us winning this game tonight. 2 of our 3 best offensive players are out, we have a patchwork O-line against one of the best defenses in the league, and we just let John Connor terminate our defense for a billion yards... Dex and Leo still haven't shown up this year. However, I would like to see some small victories tonight as far as the seasons goes. What would make me happy? 1. Kayvon Thibodeaux gets a sack and several pressures. 2. Joe Isuzu and Evan Neal don't completely embarass themselves. Let's say they give up 3 sacks between them. 3. Wan'Dale Robinson returns to the lineup and has 1-2 catches to shake off the rust. Additionally, Jaylin Hyatt and Darren Waller make some plays in the middle of the field (fucking forget anything down the field against this front, Jones will get killed). 4. We don't get shut out on the scoreboard. What would make you guys happy tonight?

Another thing is that I notice he's been asking to cover the flat A LOT this year. Again, not making excuses... 2.3% win rate is abysmal... but I'm sure that's contributing.

I'm no expert in these things, but I'd let Ms. Dumpty sit on my wall any day of the week. However, for matters such as these I feel like we do need to ask the experts. Shredder, would you: 1. Hit, and if so, 2. With how much gusto and/or enthusiasm? TCBY, could you give us an analysis of what you'd do to Ms Dumpty, preferably in a "first I'd... then I'd..." format? My guess is that by the time you were done with her all the kings horses and men would not be able to put her back together again.

It's difficult to tell what's going on with Thibodeau. Last year he didn't have the numbers, but he passed the eye test. This year on his pass rush reps it looks like he's not even trying... like his plan is, "get tied up with the tackle and hold your ground." His pass rush win% on the season is 2.3%. Like... are the coaches asking him to hold tight and watch for the QB scramble or does he just suck?

She's a very good actress. Was incredible in Midsommar.