Sephiroth

These guys are all super young. They're going to be bad till week 5 at least.

I hope Baker has a short memory because he's having a terrible game.

Also why aren't we using Saquon?

"No call for illegal contact because the QB was out of the pocket?" Holy fuck when has that EVER been a thing?

Also, what happened to play action?

We have to start throwing down field. After that first drive Dallas has sniffed out every screen we've done. Saquon needs the ball more. Gotta blitz. There is no pass rush. Might give up a big play but our defense looks gassed already being on the field for 20 minutes.

Well, I mean...

DeAndre doesn't get his head around

Let's hope we hold them to just a FG.

Can't cover, can't tackle, not sure why Hamilton is in there.

Hamilton needs to be taken out of there

Eli can still throw over 10 yards, right?

Outside the tackle box.

A TE screen that went for more than 1 yard! Is Shockey still on the team?

Fuck yes! That's the way you start the season!

Took Cleveland one drive to start looking like Cleveland again lol. That team has implosion written all over it. At least six penalties, three personal fouls and an ejection already and Freddie Kitchens looks like his heart is going to explode any second.

Giants have 12 million in free cap room. Can't be a coincidence that we free up some cap room at a time when our receivers are hurt then sudden.... LOL NOT IN A BILLION, BILLION YEARS.

I think on paper, Dallas has the best roster in the division. They have Pro Bowl or All-Pro caliber players in every unit except secondary, where they are very young like us. And of course, Dak is a huge question mark, and plays the most important position on the team. The Giants have a shot. If Saquon can have a 200 yard, 3-score type of game (and he's not an actual human being... it's possible every week) and Dallas is sloppy (as most teams are the first week) we could pull out a win. I just think we go down by two scores quickly with this young defense, we have to start throwing early and our greatest strength is more or less taken out of the game. We're definitely still a year away.

Giants are down two scores at the half and ultimately get crushed in a more or less non-competitive game. Saquon gets a score but that's about all we have to feel excited about. Cowboys 34 Giants 14

I went into the game thinking, "I know we only have a very small sample size but I'd like to compare what I've seen of Jones to what I see out of Trubisky. I know it's really not fair cuz one guy has 3 years of experience but let's just see." No way I'd want Trubisky over Jones. Again, small sample size, but Trubisky missed so many open guys last night.

Yeah he looks stunningly average.

Only have one eye on it cuz I'm at work but... what, has Aaron Rodgers been sacked like six times already? I think we're only in the third quarter too (tv here is messed up and I can't see the score or quarter).

"Stack of CDs?" It's clearly a central AC unit.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001051171/article/hip-injury-prevents-beckham-from-sprinting-full-speed

Yeah exactly. This is the kind of shit you do when you think you're one player away from a championship. Houston is not one player away from a championship.