Oh I got busted once... and since then I consider myself the luckiest man alive. To be fair, I wasn't so much drunk as I was sick to my stomach. I think the bar uses cheap (high sugar) juices to mix their drinks. I was so sick that I wanted to puke and it showed.
I got pulled over not because I was swerving all over the place, I was actually driving 20 mph cruising home. There was a check point down the block and I decided to avoid it. I made a right turn but the cops saw that as an indication of some sort. The cop came around leaned onto my window and said "Bro, what are you doing?" I didn't know what to think.. he basically told me that I could either go with them (to jail) or to the hospital. I told him that I'm just sick of the drinks I had and that it got worse as I was driving home. He instructed me to get out of my car.. drove my car to the curb and parked it. Then politely asked me to stay there for an hour or two till I feel better and go home. I'm forever grateful to that cop.. god knows some are assholes.